Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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