hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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