yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She told me I should be a condom model.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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