I hope mine doesn't look like that
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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