Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
