I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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