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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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