I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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