Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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