He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dignity is for republicans.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I had to cum in my sink.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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