you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
its liver damage thursday
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