the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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