Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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