I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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