my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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