Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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