I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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