Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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