your parents love me but you hate me
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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