Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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