So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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