I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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