no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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