At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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