are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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