She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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