Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That accounts for only three of the penises
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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