i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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