carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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