it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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