Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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