try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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