Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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