so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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