my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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