I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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