69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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