i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
