I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
operation have a gay friend backfired
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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