carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize