Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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