Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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