Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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