but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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