Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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