She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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