Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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