I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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