Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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