whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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