If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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