Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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