mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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