everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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