yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
