I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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