im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
